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Santa Banta Jokes Santa Banta Jokes and Chutkule in hindi
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Santa Banta Jokes
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Santa ko Phasi ki Saja hui
Jailer : Phasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa : Biwi Se
Jailer : Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa : Maa-Baap to agla janm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!!
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Santa Ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha... Hindi Teacher ne usko ped par ULTA latakne ki saza di...
Jailer : Phasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa : Biwi Se
Jailer : Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa : Maa-Baap to agla janm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!!
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Santa Ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha... Hindi Teacher ne usko ped par ULTA latakne ki saza di...
Thodi der Latakne ke baad Santa Neeche gir gaya...
Teacher : Thak gaye kya ?
Santa : Nahi ab pakk gaya
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Teacher : Thak gaye kya ?
Santa : Nahi ab pakk gaya
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Santa : Agar raat ko Macchar kate to kya karna chahiye
Banta : Khuzla kar so jana Chahiye, Tum RajniKant nahi ho jo Machhar ko pakadkar SORRY Bulwaoge...
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Teacher : "Ye Kitaab Kiski Hai? "
Santa : " Kagaz Ki Hai "
Teacher : " Ye To Main Bhi Janta Hoon "
Santa : " To Harami Fir Puch Kyu Raha Hai? "
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Santa : Chaye to 5 ki aati hai!
Bhikari : Meri Girl friend bhi Piyegi,
Santa : Bhikari ne bhi Girl Friend bana li!
Bhikari : Nahi Sahab, Girl Friend ne Bhikari bana diya...
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Santa public toilet mai gya to diwar per likha tha "Duniya Chand pe Pahuch gai or tu Yaha baitha Hai"
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Santa niche likh aya "Bas TATTI kar ke HUm bhi nikal rahe hain"
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Banta : Are wo log Gol kar rahe hain,
Santa : Are ball to pahale se hi Gol hai, Aur kitna Gol karenge....
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Banta : Kyu ?
Santa : kyuki kal raat sapane main meri kisi se Ladaii ho gayi thi, Aaj wo Bande le kar aayega....
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Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta : Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa : Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.
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Girl : Will u marry me?
Santa : No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai.
Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa : Who r u?
Girl : Seeta here.
Santa : Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
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Santa : kyuki jab mera Scooter kho gaya tha to Police walo ne 15-20 din chala kar wapas kiya tha....
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Pita : teri Ma kaha hai,
Santa : wo to Mar gayi,
Pita : To tumne bataya kyu nahi,
Santa : Mane socha apko Surprise dunga...