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Funny Status in English for WhatsApp & Facebook

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Funny Status in English for WhatsApp & Facebook

Funny Status in English for WhatsApp & Facebook
Funny Status in English for WhatsApp & Facebook
We have collected the most funnest & coolest WhatsApp & Facebook status in English for you. Now share funny status with your friends. Post your favorite funny status here and enjoy!


  1. Some people should just give up at engineering or medical………I have.
  2. We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.
  3. Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.
  4. I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
  5. AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
  6. Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
  7. God is really creative, I mean...just look at me :P
  8. My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours
  9. I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy saving mode.
  10. Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.
  11. I look at people sometimes and think ….. Really?? That’s the sperm that won.
  12. God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.
  13. Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.
  14. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
  15. Women should not have children after 20. Really… 20 children are enough.
  16. That awkward moment when you realize that “deleting History” is more important than “creating History” nowadays.
  17. If you can't Change a Girl.....Change the Girl.
  18. When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…
  19. I think my iPhone is not working. I pressed the home button and i’m still at school.
  20. I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
  21. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
  22. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
  23. We all have that one skinny friend that eats more than fat person.
  24. Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
  25. life is short…smile while you still have teeth.
     
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