Majedar Chutkule - Latest and Majedar Chutkule hi Chutkule - Mast Chutkule - Hindi Chutkule
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Majedar Chutkule - Latest and Majedar Chutkule hi Chutkule - Mast Chutkule - Hindi Chutkule
Girl : Papa Ek Ladka bar bar I LovE U bolta hai
Kya karun?
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- Father : Beta us se shadi kr le Zindagi mein agar dubara bol de to mera Naam badal dena...
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Doctor to Aishwarya's baby:
you know who is ur Grand father? Baby: yes, Big B
Who's ur Mother: Miss world Aishwarya.
Then who is ur father?
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- Baby: No IDEA sirji. -:)
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Pappu : yaar jab main maru to mere maatam pe samne wale padosiyon ko zarur bulana Peter: kyun? Pappu : yaar us ghar ki auratein laash se lipat-lipat kr roti hai !!!
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LALU : "I love u" iska matlab ka hota hai? SONIA : Mai tumse pyar karti hu. LALU : Lo kar lo baat...
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Angreji me ek sawal kya puch liya,
Pagli fida ho gayi humpe. :-D
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Ek bar ek Sarabi Apni Eye donate karne gaya Doctor ne Sarabi se pucha : Kuch kahana chahte ho Sarabi : yes, Jisko bhi meri ye Eye lagaoo pls usko bata dena ki ye 2 pag lagane ke baad hi khulti hain.... :) :)
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Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant
mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai? Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai. Baccha : Itna pyara tha to khaya
kyu ussko?
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Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
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A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"
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Santa : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess‚
Guess
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- Banta : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.
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Teacher: Tumhare Abbu Kya Kaam Karte Hain?
Bacha: UPS ke Maalik hain. Teacher: Nice.
Acha ye UPS ka kya matlab hai?
Bacha: "Usman Pakora Shop" :-)
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Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.
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Girlfriend: Its 2 tight Boyfriend: Dont worry,I will put it slowly,
Girlfriend: Push it in, Boyfriend: Ah..I cant, Girlfriend: Its painful, Boyfriend: Forget it.
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Well buy new WEDDING RING!
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Ek Chiti ne Hathi se kaha - Kya tum apna underwear mujhe 4 din ke liye udhar main de sakte ho? Hathi (laughing) - Kya tum mere underwear ko pehnogi!!
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- Chiti - Nahi re... beti ki Sadi ke liye pandal lagana hai!
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